Hey RatWrangler, I thought maybe you'll enjoy hearing my story of the day.
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best day in the world.

early in the morning, i somehow locked myself inside a woman's stall at work. i havent begun to wake myself up at that time, yet. as i slowly came to realize that i couldnt get the knob to turn, i started getting more frustrated. minutes later, i started pushing and pulling on the door. i almost panicked. i looked around me only to find nothing but a damn toilet bowl to help me. i placed the sanitary cover and stepped on the stool to lift myself up above the stall. unfortunately, the door was still too far from the stool. i grunted louder. i had no choice........but to climb under the door. the gap was about, oh, .... 5 inches high.

then, i started to panic. grunted louder as i crawled underneatch the door, sliding my 26 inch waist against the dirty tiles.

i wanted to die right then and there. NO! i wanted to kill somebody right then....and there.

a lady passed thru my stall and i whispered loudly, "you didnt see anything."